April 2011
27 posts
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Apr 30th
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“If the oven is too hot, just jump out.”
–  unknown bar patron confusing cliches in an uncomfortable situation.
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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“post fun is not fun.”
–  unknown bar patron on the subject being hungover.
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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“I remember when having a pager meant you were a bad ass.”
–  unknown viewer of 80’s action movie
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 21st
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
1 note
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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“Did you ever wonder where ya would be if you weren’t here right here?”
–  unknown bar patron commenting on the time/space continuum.
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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“I’ve seen tits and I’ve seen tits. But those are tits with a capitol...”
–  unknown “deranged” fellow at a bar.
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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